“It seems the serial shaver is still on the loose. Matthew’s hair is already redistributing from his body to his head. Maybe his “wife” will be shaving his hairy legs soon. While Evan’s had no appetite, Matthew has been going through the opposite. Better be careful with the sweets, Matthew.”
Funny story. I always assumed a wombat was a predatory mammal like Tasmanian devils, but they are actually adorable fuzzballs that look like a beaver crossed with a bear.
I should also say that my appetite has been all over the place since starting hormones. Some days I don’t want to eat anything, some days I want to eat everything in sight.